itll:

how does wikipedia know the height of every celebrity

deucebasket:

threw a boomerang like 6 years ago and it never came back so now I live in constant fear

vitalizinq:

The human body has 7 trillion nerves and some people manage to get on every single fucking one of them

foodchewer:

where can i find some self esteem on sale

submissive-baby-girl:

vittyyluvscookies:

unsolicited disney

Gaston is suddenly not scary anymore.

mishakoalins:

A default ring tone is heard. 100 moms look at their purses.

what-if-i-was-funny:

sawmuchded:

theprincessdiana:

can you paint with all the colors of the wind
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alright picasso calm down

surprisebitch:

she literally embodies the idea of determination and fierceness

onlinegf:

onlinegf:

send me your best pick up line

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officialburger:

im not like other teenagers, im 51

roseisreturning:

mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths

youngspiritofsin:

if you can’t laugh during sex, you might not be doing it with the right person

2547446:

y’all ever take a pic and be like this ain’t even my skin color

peach94:

COOL DATE IDEA: take a really long nap with me

sophie-the-demigod:

dievrgent:

in 2 seconds you’ll be singing “I’m a Barbie Girl” in your head

I HOPE YOU FUCKING KNOW WHAT YOU’VE DONE