nobody came to his birthday party
SHUT UP OKAY THAT MADE ME REALLY FREAKING SAD OKAY LOOK HOW SWEET AND CUTE HE LOOKS POOR BABY
i don’t even know this snake and i feel guilty for not being there
literally having nice hair is the biggest turn on ever
@myself what the fuck are you doing
Human: “HAHAHA Animals are so dumb!”
*goes to war with its own species, uses up all of its resources, destroys its own environment, pollutes its own air and water*
Animal: *licks its own asshole*
human: *licks someone else’s asshole and calls it sex*
this is mY FAVORITE THING
Are you ready for walkies? they ask.
"I was born ready for walkies.”
You know what I want?
At the end of the last episode of Supernatural, I want Dean and Sam to be driving down the road in the Impala when all the sudden the song “Carry On My Wayward Son” comes on the radio and have Dean hit the mute button and say “God I hate that song.”
I would probably laugh so hard I would die.
That would be the most perfect, non-hurtful ending to Supernatural
Me (located in Iceland) and my friend (located in New Zealand) made the biggest sandwich of all time.
I hate it when netflix pauses and asks me if im still watching like yeah you actually think i got up and started doing something with my life bitch put my show back on